The genius behind the genius

Iron Mike

Mike's strengths are holding down the couch and lightening the fridge. He's also very good at getting the middle finger wherever he goes; which is almost nowhere. He has a very dry sense of humor and a slightly drier mouth which is why he is almost always drinking "pop". He also hates it when people put periods outside of quotes.

Name: Iron Mike
Home: Castle of Louis de Lombard
Obligation: Programming / Design / Writing / Smelling
Most annoying trait: "Most annoying triat"
Facial hair: Partial
Pet Peave: "I hate it when people have pet peaves. They never clean up after them!"
Possible Job Titles: Chief Body Odor Transmitter, Professional Room Clearing Person, Bystander Taunterer, Electric Socket Tongue Tester, and Silk Helmet Maker.
Actual Job Title: Chief Job Title Inventor
Contact Number: 2-4-niner, 5-6-7-8-9-10
Greatest Accomplishment: Accomplishing Greatness
Most Embarrassing Moment: "I don't have one. But I have a friend that held his pee so long at a business meeting that when he finally got to go, he fainted in front of the urinal while going. They found him on the other side of the bathroom leaning against the wall with his suit pants & underwear around his ankles. To this day, I laugh myself to tears when I picture it. How embarrassing!"
Dream Car: 1970 Pontiac GTO
Dream Girl: "My wife of 18 years, of course. She looks a lot like my girlfriend!"
Who would play you in a movie? "The projectionist"

Bad Andy

Andy's strengths are limited. He is best known for his unique avoidance techniques which have evolved into frost buildup on his shoulder. He has successfully elluded maturity and sophistication. He likes to play with toys and watch cartoons instead of work. He is an incredible drawer-er but has nothing to draw with. He spends most of his free time dressing up in taffeta and walking around downtown yelling at sign posts. When asked why, he stated, "They yelled at me first!"

Name: Bad Andy
Home:
Obligation: Arting / Avoiding
Most annoying trait:
Facial hair: Strikingly manscaped
Pet Peave:
Possible Job Titles: Associate Shower Avoider,
Actual Job Title:
Contact Number: "I can't give it out because Mike will see it and call me."
Greatest Accomplishment:
Most Embarrassing Moment:
Dream Car:
Dream Girl: His sister! <- "Mike, you better change this!"
Who would play you in a movie?